Rule #1: Don’t blog when you’re angry. You’ll say things you’ll regret. There’s no clarity or sense in angry rants. Often, you’ll end up sounding like a crazy, emotionally unstable psycho who should stop posting things on the internet (which may or may not be true). Scream into a pillow, write in a journal, punch a hole in your wall instead.

So I won’t write any more than this. But holy frickin crap do I want to. I’m shaking.